Just my random thoughts.

Wednesday, July 18, 2007

The Tale of the Allergist and Total Effects

More than a week ago, I had a bad cough and a really sore throat. I went to my dad’s ear-nose-throat doctor who diagnosed me with pharyngitis and prescribed Augmentin. Three days after I drank the antibiotic, I started getting this awful rash on my upper body.

I didn’t want to go back to the first doctor (his clinic was so far, plus he didn’t accept health cards), so I decided to go to Capitol Medical Center and visit the ENT specialist I went to before. Angel tagged along.

After examining me, the doctor prescribed a new antibiotic and said I can visit a dermatologist if I wanted to get consultation on the rash. Since the consultation was free, why not? I went back to the Maxicare office and was told the dermatologist was in that same clinic. I went in and saw a lady doctor who happened to be an allergist as well.

She was a pretty strong-willed woman. She took a look at my rash, then took a look at the three-item prescription from the ENT I just consulted with. She had this stern look when she told me, “If I were you, I won’t take this (puts an ‘x’ on medicine #1) and this (puts an ‘x’ on medicine #3). You know what, can I change this prescription altogether?

I was caught unawares, but I said okay. Angel liked her feistiness, and told me she might as well get advice on how to deal with her recent acne breakout (she has a health card, too). The doc tells Angel, “We can make those pimples go away, but you have to be a good girl.”

A good girl? For a moment it seemed as if she were talking to a teenager.

“No chocolates. No coffee. No Coke or Pepsi (although other sodas are okay). No oily food.”

She starts prescribing a couple of medicines when I butt in, “Can she continue using her moisturizer?”

With a very accusatory face, she says, “I knew it! I suspected you were using something on your face. What is it?” When Angel told her she used Total Effects, we got a hilarious reply: “Ayan! Hence, the TOTAL EFFECT.”

An entertaining doctor she is. :-)

Friday, July 13, 2007

Grifter

Anyone ever heard of Grifter from Image comics? An amazing marksman with both firearms and thrown weapons, he was exposed to the Gen-factor which gave him the powers of telekinesis, telepathy, and accelerated healing. He was given “Coda” training by his girlfriend, Zealot, and this training honed his senses so that he can detect the presence of living beings near him and it made him highly resistant to interrogations and mind-altering drugs. Unlike most other superheroes, Grifter doesn’t have a costume made of spandex.

So why am I boring you with this stuff? Thanks to the creators of Grifter, I got the idea of naming one of my kids after him. More than a decade later, I got the chance. Not that I want him to be a con man, assassin, vigilante, or anything like that, but I thought he had a really cool name – Cole Cash.

He turns ten months old today. Angel and I have two more months to save up for his party. J

Murder/Death

Straight from Chloe’s mouth:

“Tita Mirzi said she’ll kill someone because her feet hurt.”
“Uncle Rony said he’s gonna die because he has no more energy left.”

What surprised me was the accuracy of these statements uttered the morning after we arrived from Hong Kong. Our friend Mirzi was infuriated by the last-minute gate change at the Hong Kong airport which forced us to walk all the way back to where we came from (understandably, of course, since she had a pinched nerve on one foot). Rony, on the other hand, was exhausted because he had to bring us around HK for three straight days (plus he’s not really fond of our procrastination, hence the stress buildup).

Kids do say the darnedest things. :-)